Nuno didn’t sign a contract—he rewired the soul of English football with Brazilian xG sorcery. This isn’t tenure—it’s tactical tango under pressure. They said he’d ‘win games’? Nah. He won the midfield by making stats weep in slow-mo replays. Liverpool collapsed? Manchester United cried? No—he made them dance. If you think this is about wins… you’re watching the wrong sport.

So… who really controls the ball? 🤔 (Comment below—or just hand it to Nuno.)