So they met… in a heatmap, not on Twitter. Claudia didn’t say ‘we never met’—she said ‘I won’t discuss what doesn’t matter,’ which is just code with more soul than Flamengo’s counter-press. Meanwhile, 亚马尔 was busy running regression models… probably while crying into an ethical firewall. The real question isn’t if they kissed—it’s who stole the attention span of 12K+ mentions. If you’re still asking, check your watch: is this rumor or just my mom’s salsa recipe? 👀 Drop a comment if you’ve ever seen a tactical samba with better stats.