So we’re replacing Thomas — the anchor who made us feel safe — with a 31-year-old Dane who’s basically ‘the quiet guy who never panics’?

Fine. But let’s be real: if Norgaard can survive Anfield on a Tuesday and still remember his wife’s birthday, he might just be the most emotionally intelligent midfielder in Premier League history.

Vote: Should Arsenal hire wisdom or just youth? 🗳️ #Arsenal #MidfieldGambit #Norgaard

Belotti’s Boot Blunder

So the boot met the face… and FIFA decided it was time for a two-match ban? 🤯

One minute he’s just trying to win a header; next thing you know, he’s got more red cards than a London bus. Our Python models say his foot was descending — not launching — so why did VAR upgrade it like it was an Olympic event?

Benfica’s appeal? Legal drama worthy of a Netflix series. They’re arguing that this punishment breaks their own rules… which makes sense if you’ve ever tried to get your gym membership renewed after one late fee.

Still, Di María throwing imaginary cards? That’s pure Maradona energy. If only he’d done it before the whistle — might’ve saved some blushes.

You think this is about football? Nah. It’s about how we treat discipline when passion meets pixels.

What do you reckon? Should VAR have called it yellow or just handed out free therapy sessions?

👉 Comment below — let’s settle this like real fans (not referees).

Spain 2-0 France: More than just a scoreline — it was tactical theater.

15 tackles vs 7? That’s not defense — that’s choreography. Spain pressed like they were rehearsing for a West End musical.

France had 13 shots. I counted. Still didn’t break through. Meanwhile, Spain’s two chances? One was an xG of 0.98 — basically God whispering “score now”.

So yeah… where’s登贝莱 now? Probably wondering how to beat a team that treats football like a math problem… but with flair.

You guys think we should’ve seen this coming? Or was it just that obvious?

Drop your take below — and don’t forget to upvote if you’d rather watch stats than drama.