Mbappe’s attack didn’t fail… it just took a nap. Meanwhile, Brazil’s defense was out here doing salsa drills at 3 AM while pretending to be a press trap wrapped in R code. Stats don’t care about transfer fees — they care about survival. If your striker’s xG is lower than your grandma’s bedtime snack, you’re not playing football — you’re playing chess… with fire. Who else would trade fullbacks for samba rhythms? Drop your jersey. Pick up the data. #TacticalAnthropology