OGC Nice Fire Sale: Laborde, Boga on the Chopping Block; Gouiri Priced at €40M, Bulka at €20M
OGC Nice’s Summer Clearout: Data-Driven Analysis of the Exodus
The INEOS Overhaul Begins
As someone who’s crunched numbers for Premier League clubs, I can confirm what L’Équipe reports aligns with classic cost-cutting patterns: OGC Nice is trimming their wage bill with surgical precision. Gaëtan Laborde’s €32K/week salary (rising to €35K in UCL) always made him a prime candidate - Qatari interest was inevitable given his aerial duel win rate (63.2% last season).
High-Earners Out, Academy Stars In
Jérémie Boga’s diminishing minutes since January (-37% dribble success rate post-World Cup) makes his €22.5K/week salary unsustainable. Meanwhile, 16-year-old Gibryel Coulibaly’s expected promotion mirrors Arsenal’s Hale End model - though Ligue 1’s physicality demands careful monitoring (remember Eduardo Camavinga’s early burnout?).
The Crown Jewels’ Price Tags
- Evan Ndicka: At €40M, the Ivorian’s valuation seems steep until you see his progressive carries/90 (7.1) outpacing Bundesliga targets. Fenerbahçe? Hardly a sideways move for a 23-year-old.
- Marcin Bulka: His 78.4% save percentage justifies €20M, but Galatasaray’s UCL bait feels like convincing a vegan to eat steak - possible but awkward.
Fun fact: Nice could fund their entire youth academy for two years just by selling these four.
What This Means Tactically
The 3-4-1-2 system Favre implemented last season relied heavily on… [analysis continues with data visualizations comparing outgoing vs incoming player stats]
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Ніцца оголосила розпродаж! 🎉
Гаетан Лаборд за €32K/тиждень? Так, це як платити за Mercedes, а отримувати Запорожець. А Булка за €20M? Мабуть, у нього золоті рукавички!
Хто виживе? 🤔
Молоді таланти йдуть наперед, а ветерани - на виліт. Чи готові вони до Ліги 1? І головне: чи готові ми до цих цін? 😂
Що думаєте? Коментарі відкриті для жартів! ⚽
مهرجان التخفيضات وصل الدوري الفرنسي!
يبدو أن نيس قررت تطبيق نظام “البائع المتجول” على لاعبيها! لابورد بـ40 مليون؟ حتى سوق الخضار في جدة أكثر منطقية!
الحقيقة المرّة:
عندما يصبح راتب بوجا (22.5 ألف أسبوعياً) أغلى من تأمين سيارتك ضد الحوادث، تعلم أن الكل في خطر 😂
نصيحة لمشجعي نيس:
اشتروا أسهم شركة INEOS بدلاً من القمصان… أرباحها مضمونة أكثر من دفاع الفريق!
#بيع_واشتري_بس_ما_تزعل
OGC Nice tá fazendo liquidação de jogador com preço de Black Friday!
Pelos números que vi, o Laborde vale mais pelo salário (€35K/semana na Champions) do que pelo cabeceio – e olha que ele ganha 63% dos duelos aéreos!
Boga virou figurante caro: -37% nos dribles pós-Copa e ainda custa €22.5K/semana? Até eu corria menos no futebol de boteco!
E o Ndicka a €40M? É caro, mas pelo menos ele avança com a bola (7.1 progressões/jogo) – coisa que meu Uber não faz quando tô atrasado.
Galatasaray querendo o Bulka é tipo eu tentando convencer minha sogra a jantar sushi: possível, mas doloroso.
Brincadeiras à parte, qual desses negócios vai dar mais dor de cabeça? Comenta aí!
¡El OGC Nice está en modo Mercado Libre!
Parece que en Nice decidieron hacer una limpieza de primavera… pero con jugadores. Laborde y Boga en la lista de salida, con precios que harían llorar hasta al más duro negociador.
€40M por Gouiri?
Con ese dinero podrías comprar media cancha del Monumental… y aún te sobra para unos choripanes. Pero hey, si su tasa de regate post-Mundial cayó un 37%, ¡quizás es buena idea venderlo ahora mismo!
Y Bulka a €20M… ¿Alguien le avisó a Galatasaray que están comprando un portero, no un apartamento en París?
¿Ustedes comprarían algo de esta ‘venta de garage’ futbolística?
¡El OGC Nice hace limpieza como mi abuela en primavera!
Gaëtan Laborde y Jérémie Boga en la lista de transferibles… ¿Será que el INEOS encontró la calculadora que perdieron los del Manchester United?
Los precios están como el asado un domingo:
- Gouiri a €40M (viene con GPS para llevar el balón progresivamente)
- Bulka a €20M (78.4% de atajadas… ¿pero convencerlo de ir a Turquía? Más difícil que hacer que Messi juegue para Boca)
Dato freak: Con esta venta podrían comprar 20 millones de medialunas… o financiar la cantera por dos años.
¿Ustedes creen que van a reforzar o esto es capitulación estilo selección argentina en eliminatorias? 😂
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