Tottenham’s £50m Verbal Bid for Kudus — more like a polite whisper in an echo chamber.

West Ham isn’t just holding out for cash; they’re holding out for pride. Selling to Spurs? That’s like giving your best friend’s wedding ring to their ex.

Kudus at 23? Prime time. Versatile? He can play anywhere except the back nine of the penalty box.

And let’s be real — when Daniel Levy says ‘verbal offer,’ he means ‘I’ll cry if you say no.’

So yes, £50m might sound big… until you realize it’s just enough to buy two decent snacks at Wembley.

West Ham’s playing chess while Spurs are still learning checkers.

What do you think? Should they settle or go full drama queen?

Comment below — let’s see who’s got better negotiation skills than an Everton fan on transfer deadline day! 🎭⚽